nah, you need to find the right drug.

If I turn toward the north, and fart, the air expelled will aid me in my journey walking in that direction. If I fart while I am walking backwards toward the north, it will generate a force that will oppose my direction of travel. In fact, the difference between the change due to the fart, and the change due to traveling that slow compared to the speed of light, will be so huge that compared to the insignificance of the change in aging, the fart will seem like a 1,000,000 megaton nuclear explosion.

Technically we are always moving. If you're sitting on your ass, you're sitting on a planet that is rotating, while orbiting a star, in a solar system that is orbiting the center of a galaxy that is traveling through space. So spacetime is constantly flowing through you, never stagnant.

So if you plan on running to age less, make sure you're running with the flow that's already there.. If you run against it, you could possibly move slower through spacetime than if you were sitting still.

It's interesting. Counter-intuitive too, because time seems to move faster when we're doing something.

LOL! Let me know if that works And what a podcast to listen to! I have not listened to anything that difficult.