One less Christmas card for you then...
As I told the clearly irritated born again believer who thought I should tithe with the church, "When you can show me what currency God accepts, the name and location of the bank he does business with, and prove he has an account there, we can talk about it."
Whoops, I'm going to hell again, would be a great name for a song.
Oooh, maybe she secretly has a side gig doing the same thing?
Maybe......................but doubtful