An elderly American couple went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker explained to the husband that, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150".
The man thought about it and told him that he would just have his wife shipped home. The undertaker was surprised. He asked the man, "Why would you spend $5,000 to have your wife shipped home when it would be wonderful for her to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried, and three days later he rose from the dead. I can't take that risk."
Or for nothing, cash in her ticket and fly back to the states.
Four men were golfing. They were on the 11th hole which was near the highway when a funeral procession went by. One of the golfers took off his hat and bowed his head. One of the other golfers stated that was very considerate. The golfer replied, well I was married to her for 30 years.
Much better joke, sorry Lilac, I did thumbs up yours however.
@Beowulfsfriend They're both old.