Eddy Piñeiro after kicking a field goal, that he has trained for, states:

If you don’t believe in God you better start believing he’s REAL thank you chicago! [t.co]
— Eddy Piñeiro (@EddyPineiro) September 16, 2019

On the day that Eddy Piñeiro made his “miraculous” field goal:

Over 25,000 died of hunger, 16,000 of those children, 1 child every 5 seconds

190 died of drug overdose, 130 of those opioid overdose

3000 died of suicide, the 10th leading cause of death, white males account for almost 70%

And, 1035 died in war.

Some say the simpleminded see miracles in everything. But to be fair, Eddy’s Bible does mention a talking jackass, and we know jackasses kick balls (and even kick jackass balls).

So what Eddy may be saying is that a braying, talking, jackass that kicks balls and gets paid over a million dollars to do so, IS ACTUALLY A MIRACLE. If only, per chance, we could get another sign, maybe him ordering lunch and getting his grilled cheese with an image of Jesus burned onto the toast, then we will finally realize the Messiah has come to save us. WE can ONLY hope! And what of the other millionaire and billionaire, shameless, jackasses that buy their children’s “education”, and the jackasses that exploit taxpayer monies in order to enrich themselves and sustain their lavish lifestyles at the expense of this planet and all life on it? Do they also believe in this god of the talking jackasses?

So as we march every day to our inevitable death, or become one of the statistics I mentioned above, we can take comfort from the distractions these jackasses provide.
We can pay to watch their games and buy their paraphernalia, pay to watch them “acting”, or squeal with delight over hateful, racist, misogynistic tweets that spew forth from orange, spray-tanned, little fingers that point and jab in erratic and animated gestures hoping to display the “genius” behind them.

After all, it’s just another day, …right?