What's the silliest thing that ever occurred while you were "making love"? In my case, during my junior year of college, we students had to attend an extended weekend living off the land at "Camp Wapalanne" (pronounced Wop-A-LON-eee) in New Jersey's Stokes State Forest. A girl named Lynette and I wandered away from the campfire one night and started making out on a lakeside dock. I was ridiculously inexperienced at the time, and clearly she was not. So, when I clumsily stayed fixated manipulating her left breast, she tolerated it for a good while, then she aggressively took my face in both her hands and said, "Robby, dear . . . I have two breasts and one is feeling very lonely tonight!" Thanks, Lynette, for the anatomy lesson.