Getting a blow job on a picnic table bench on Waikiki and a guy comes up to me and asks if I have a light (match for his cigarette).

During the "act" the radio was on and there was a report of Idi Amin fathering one of his tens of children which I thought was a coincidental report given the act I was involved in.

Not sure if you'd consider being called the wrong name in bed three times by two different women silly but it's startling. One was cheating on a boyfriend I didnt know about, and the other one had never been with anyone but her husband (the 2nd time she did it was enough)

I was doing a 69 with a girlfriend. She was on top. I was looking up at her [very nice, tight, 30-year-old] ass when her butthole when it winked at me. I have seen a fart.

Getting accosted by cops, while parked on deserted 'lovers lanes'. That happened to me twice, as a teen. One cop just grinned, and told us we "couldn't do that here!". The other time, the cop warned us off with a disgusted look on his face!

It happens when you are inexperienced

There is nothing silly about aggressive men pushing me to have sex.