The idea of owning a Christian does not really appeal to me. You have to feed them, clothe them, water them, and cope with enormous quantities of cowdung issuing from their mouths.
Oh, shit. I had no idea. Does anybody know how to go about freeing a domesticated Christian? Poor thing doesn't know how to fend for itself or anything . . .
So, do I have to open the cage and let my christian roam the Earth? Sounds like a bad idea. Just thinking ahead........
Besides--anyone can tell you --nobody ''owns'' a cat.
Any one who is not insanely evangelistic would comprehend cats do not depend on humans like most dogs do!!!
A true sign of superiority!!!
LOL!!!
@of-the-mountain Cats have STAFF!