I am in N Florida, and wanted to interject a comment about the prevalence of Bible-thumpers that you all are laughing at. They may be annoying with their insistence upon JESUS'but if you are personally in a crisis situation, they will MOVE THE EARTH to help you, whether you attend their church or not. You don't have to agree with them, but STOP ACTING AS IF YOU ARE BETTER. YOU ARE NOT.
Just to second what @AKfishlady said, why do you assume we're "all laughing at" Christians? I'm certainly not, and nor are many others on this site - in fact, I have a great deal of respect for the majority of Christians and followers of other religions. I've also been helped in a time of need bu a Christian group, despite the fact that I've never been a Christian. Let's also remember that not all of them would move the earth to help others, too - some Christians are not very Christian at all. To sum up, please do not presume to know what I and others on this site are thinking, and do not assume that we all think and act in the same way.