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Two signs you really need to get in shape

  1. your booty jiggle in the mirror catches you off guard

  2. you smack your own ass to confirm what you already know

Rather than exercise, you renegotiate with yourself your own terms of self delusion

domos 7 Jan 21
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I think this is a nice addition to y'all's responses.

domos Level 7 Feb 29, 2020
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I knew it had gone too far when my girlfriend slapped my ass and my belly jiggled!

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Look. If my belly was smaller, I would have nowhere to rest my arm while holding my beer.

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