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You've just went out to dinner with a woman that you find attractive. You go for a walk in the park, and she lets out a string of farts that are clearly audible. Do you act like nothing's happened? Or, do you use this against her for life?

SingTheGuitar 5 Mar 28
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I agree with @buzz13, depends upon how many dates in we are. I'm generally not comfortable farting in the beginning but you better believe when I'm comfortable with you I'm letting them go. I'm especially gassy in the morning.

As Shrek says "Better out than in."

@SingTheGuitar can’t quantify with a number, I guess it’s more comfort level and how much time we’ve spent together. Much like saying I love you, I prefer the guy to let the first fart go

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If we are walking our dogs I say, "Leo shame on you". Leo's my dog. If no dog around and it's a 1st, 2nd or 3rd dateI just ignore it. If we made it to the 4th date (amazing she went out with me again) I might say something witty but never ever use it against her.

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This may come as a surprise to some people but, yes, women fart too. The correct response, therefore, is to laugh and say "Oh, must have been the borsht [or whatever the most fartifying component of the dinner was]" before returning to your conversation, just as you would if a man farted.

Jnei Level 8 Mar 28, 2018

On the subject of which, I just did one that probably registered on seismographs on the other side of the planet.

@SingTheGuitar That's why it's best to make a joke out of it - it puts everyone at ease again!

@SingTheGuitar In the best tradition of loud farts, it was odourless. It's the sneaky quiet ones that can be dangerous!

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