I still love people’s reactions when they find out I’m an atheist. Every single one of them has told me that I don’t look like one.?.? How am I supposed to look is always my reply. Then Silence..............
I remember decades ago, when I was helping out with my son's 2nd grade class, another mother complimented me on my service saying I was such a good Christian. I retorted quickly, whoa, I'm not a Christian! So she said "But you're so nice!" and I replied "I don't need Jesus to be a good person, do you?" That was the end of that conversation! Haha!
I went bald many years ago, so the two little horns are quite visible, which means that I don't have that problem.
@GalaxyJumper They grow fast if you have too much sex.