How do you keep from looking grumpy when well-meaning nice people bless you or say they'll pray for you? I don't want to be rude, but to me that's like saying, "I sneeze in your general direction."
Take it as they mean it.
"Bless you" is usually (bar the passive agressive "Bless" ) well meant.
"I'll pray for you" usually warrants "Fuck off" or, if time permits, "I'm apostate, so if you pray for me, by your own rules, you are damning your own soul." With verse. Something in Matthew IIRC.
My first born used to own a dog that sneezed at you when mad at you instead of barking... so you may still look cute and not rude. I just thank them with nothing behind it.
I tell them I'm not religious or just ignore them.
tell them bless you came from the bubonic plague . the first sign was a cold so the priest would give you your last rites there and then . bless you !
If they mean well I just say "thanks" in a non excited manner and typically the conversation is over or subject is changed.
I always say, "Thank you" because It's meant kindly. When someone else sneezes, I say "Geshundeit!" because it sounds like a sneeze.
Well - if you don't want to be provocative, just imagine cute puppies playing in fresh fallen snow. If that doesn't stop you looking grumpy, nothing will.
More provocatively, reply, "Thank you ... and I shall talk to my dog for you. I expect similar results."
I just say "thank you," and pretend they were only sending me positive energy.