Warning. Satire: (Not written by me)
Why do those crackpots at the World Health Organization keep saying the coronavirus is serious when President Trump insists it isn't? It's just like when he said the U.S. soldiers in Iraq who got bombed in retaliation for our Commander-in-Chief's assassination of that Iranian big shot general suffered some minor headaches... and the U.S. Army comes out and says no, they were actually really serious traumatic brain injuries. Why do these people keep putting out fake news when everybody knows President Trump is always right? He says so himself, and what President would lie to the very people who elected him? It's unthinkable. All I can say is I'm glad the President spoke out when he did because I ALMOST cancelled my trip to China. Can I bring back something for anybody?

I don't know why all you people are being funny. The very credibility of our PRESIDENT is being undermined by people who can't possibly know more that he does. This is a man who is so smart he doesn't need to be briefed on ANYTHING because he has a higher IQ than Mitt Romney. This is a man who had the largest crowd at any presidential inauguration in history and has a built a business empire so huge that his tax returns can't be released because the ....IRS is incapable of understanding the genius of his enterprises and needs 20 years and additional staff just to complete an audit. So please--let's show a little respect here.