I just saw this on a meme:
Imagine if you will:
An atheist in their car at a green light, stuck behind a stationary Christian with a, ‘honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker!
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Davesnothere
Level 7
Feb 28, 2020
5
If you lay on your horn for like 60 seconds, is that considered honking? Asking for a friend who may or may not have had this happen a couple of weeks ago 
Heidi68
Level 8
Feb 28, 2020
4
If you think it’s a loophole I’d say go for it 
I’d honk, bumper sticker or no and watch them speed off in embarrassment.
@girlwithsmiles the idiot I was (I mean, a friend) was behind a few weeks ago was STOPPED at a green light letting the crossing traffic go - theybwere making a right turn.... they finally turned when the light was yellow. I stayed on my horn til I went around them.... idiots!
Well, if depends on the Jesus you love, it can be the Flamengo soccer team, the manager's name is... Jorge Jesus!!! 
Paddypereira
Level 7
Feb 29, 2020
4
Do you love Jorge Jesus? Cool name
@girlwithsmiles, I told this as a joke. I like the guy as a professional, he's good at it. However, as his Portuguese is quite bad, we have loads of jokes about him. He's a bit of a character, as you might imagine.
Drive a tank, problem solved.
GeorgeRocheleau
Level 8
Feb 29, 2020
4
War? Time for the Sherman’s to come out? Lols.
I want a giant foof mounted spatula that I can slinder the car and make it "over easy". Too much NY'r in me
What I had in mind.
Maybe rig your car horn to blast heavy metal instead of a honk? Slayer's God Hates Everyone may be appropriate for this type of situation.
foxycontin
Level 5
Feb 29, 2020
2
Owh, you just reminded me of a great track: ministry’s Jesus built my hot rod 
The one bumper sticker that should be on everyone’s vehicle:
“BETTER DEAD THAN LiVING IN A RED republican DISTRICT!”
of-the-mountain
Level 9
Feb 28, 2020
2
A quick read of the policies leads me to think they are anti human rights, so yes, think I’d agree. I’m pretty laissez faire/ liberal when it comes to how 21/18/16s live their lives, as long as they’re not harming others. (Unborn foetuses regularly kill their hosts before they’re born, so I’d not make that decision for someone either, I’m pro choice and pro centrally funded contraceptives too).
Honking in this situation might need to be accompanied by a hostile gesture just to make sure they didn't misunderstand and think that you love Jesus. What a great excuse for using my middle finger.....
TomMcGiverin
Level 8
Feb 28, 2020
2
Sometimes I wonder if there might actually be a hell and I'm already in it....If hell did exist, my guess is that it would be different for each individual...
TomMcGiverin
Level 8
Feb 28, 2020
3
That was what I used to think about heaven, even as a child. If it was some saccharine washed out place full of platitudes and pastels it would be no place for me 
I would honk anyway. Their sticker doesn't mean shit to me.
BitFlipper
Level 8
Mar 4, 2020
1
I think I would too, I generally just gradually creep up to them and they get the idea, but if that failed
That's great! Reminds me of the internal conflict an atheist would have with an insurance policy that covers 'acts of God.'
p-nullifidian
Level 8
Feb 29, 2020
2
I guess I'd have to scream out the window: "BEEP BEEP!!"
ZenStar
Level 5
Feb 29, 2020
1
Sounds like my favourite so far
How about "Honk If You Love Ceasar."
DenoPenno
Level 9
Feb 29, 2020
1
How about "Honk if you Bonk?"
@anglophone how about “bonk for Jesus”?
@Kenoaks Or if you are into necrophilia, "Bonk Jesus".
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