NEW DICTIONARY WORD: Lipstick (lip-stick) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear.
& reason you will sleep on the couch!
If that happened to me, there would be no sleeping. I wouldn't be able to close my eyes for fear my wife would do something un-fun to me!
@Lincoln16 Is her name Lorena by chance?