Just say no, they've got it all wrong. I'm actually a really distant cousin of the chimpanzee down at the zoo and our DNA proves it.

That would depend on how ingrained their beliefs are. I live in a mostly openly atheist community. Many do not.
I have friends from india and Sri Lanka who are extremely religious and others of Indian descent who retain strong religious ties. Sometimes it is becessary to keep our thought quiet. You will be the best judge of what reactions you will get. Good luck.

Make fun of them for knowing nothing about science. Don’t engage them with reason, it won’t work. Just make fun of how scientifically illiterate they are.

Pepper spray.

Ifyou feel disrespected make some new friends. They are ignorant.

Leave them alone. they don't want to

You could try a fines bar-b-que sauce at about 350. Make sure their on a rotating spit. That's about all they would be good for.

I have a couple of T-Shirts which read "Fine, I evolved, You didn't."

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