Funny Stuff Alert; Today while shopping I noticed two young girls in masks buying shopping carts full of t-paper and water. I started laughing. I said to them, "ready, aren't ya?" They said to me, "Do you know Jesus?" ...Sooo, I said, No,, but I really don't think he needs that much toilet paper! But I do know Neil Degrasse Tyson. I walked off laughing ,,,,again......
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Stop trying to pickup young girls 
Cutiebeauty
Level 9
Mar 13, 2020
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A "young" girl for me would be in her fifties.
What kind of response to "ready?" is "do you know Jesus?" Fucking asshole response. Oh, btw, my personal response would have not been as funny as yours: "of course I know Jesus (spanish version) his kids were taken from him by force by our asshole president zero tolerance policy when he asked for asylum and one of them died. Why do you ask?"
Mofo1953
Level 9
Mar 13, 2020
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Some of you may be too young to remember this. Blame Johnny Carson 1973
Boxdoc
Level 7
Mar 13, 2020
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This is funny and it seems to fit. Let me go a step farther and say it is outright whacko. When these girls grow up will they be able to remember it that way or still be so deeply ingrained in nonsense that they see it as real, needed, and biblical.
I did a little research on the overloaded buying of t-paper. It is a control issue involving wanting to be clean. Anyone who ever had the flu knows that you do not use any more or less of t-paper. As for the water buying, some are into that bigtime. I suppose it all depends on how bad your water was in the first place and how much you trust bottled water makers. (I don't.)
A young man at my work wants to say this new coronavirus is "so much easier to catch" than flu and he got that from Fox Noise. When I told him I had had the flu at least 4 times in my life he acted concerned and said he was very healthy and had never got it at 22. He also guessed that I watch CNN when in reality I watch world news from all over the planet. His mentality reminds me a lot of the two young girls you met.
DenoPenno
Level 9
Mar 13, 2020
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"Yes, Jesus is my son. I gave birth to him 2,020 years ago. And yes, those three wise men really did appear at my son's manger. Thank you for asking. 
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anglophone
Level 9
Mar 13, 2020
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Wise men may be a poor translation from wise asses. Who brings incense for a baby unless they expected him to have some really foul smelling holy $hits?
Obviously they didn't get to buy any of "Pastor" Jim Bakers miracle cure guaranteed by Jesus himself before the heathen govt stopped him from selling his snake oil
joeandbarb
Level 7
Mar 13, 2020
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Evidently stocking up for the apocalypse!
Marionville
Level 10
Mar 13, 2020
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I thought geezus would save them. But t--paper?
@PondartIncbendog This obsession around toilet paper is something unfathomable...but it seems to have become a pandemic all of its own!
@Marionville They think t-paper are tree seeds.........
@Marionville People don't want to run out of toilet paper while they're self-quarantining.
@bingst They are not going to be self quarantining for months on end..our government has said 7days...that is just a normal weekly shopping span..so why is every supermarket shelf in the world now empty..and everyone’s home filled with them?
@Marionville FORO = Fear Of Running Out 
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