Toilet paper shortage?
Just use the unmatched socks in your dresser!
And they are washable and reusable!
When I used to keep a PO box, I'd boil my junk mail into a gelatinous red goo, and pour it through the molds of those paper-making kits you buy at Hobby Lobby. Then, I had a never-ending supply of both toilet paper, and stationary paper.
You scare me!
What about all those old bibles kicking around? lol
No bibles in my house. Also , the paper is quite thin.