Haha, that's really funny. However, I don't like religious jokes because I am a Christian and Jesus is important to me. However, there are many funny food stories in our family. I once ordered gluten-free granola [michelesgranola.com] to get my kids involved in healthy eating. However, kids like to buy unhealthy snacks with our pocket money. This really frustrates me. So I gave them granola and toast for breakfast and went to work. My oldest daughter (age 8) stayed home with the teenage babysitter because she had a runny nose. When I got home, the whole jar of granola was gone! She had eaten the whole jar! Now I buy it regularly, but hide it on a high shelf.

Ha ha. Cretaceous Church. I'm in!

Maybe with a spot or two of syrup you could create Jesus, for sure a cross!

Looks like the image of a woman sitting with her back facing the viewer and clutching her knees. Reminds me of Picasso's "Blue Nude"

[pablopicasso.org]

I will join!

It might be difficult, because in a few hundred years they'll want to do carbon dating on it to make sure it's the real thing.

It's a sign!

French toast?

"Hail the king! Long live the king of tyrants!"