I read an article a few years ago about insane things people had written on motoring insurance claim forms.
My favourite was one written by the wife of an evangelical preacher, insisting that the accident could not possibly have been her fault as on the morning of the collision she had blessed her car with holy water from her husbands chapel, meaning it was protected from evil, so the other vehicle must have been an instrument of satan leaving her blameless.
Was on a leisurely rural mid-morning motorcycle ride last summer ..and being passed or ‘tailgated’ by numerous vehicles. Sure, I’d never been down the road, but was taking most turns as fast as a car.. What, or who was inside them? Families, apparently ‘late for church!’
I’d say this happened four times … with the vehicles eventually turning into various church parking lots. I knew, the guys were jealous as hell But do they actually believe their god’s going to stop a head on collision with an equivalent load in a blind curve ..headed toward a competing church