There was a time Pastafarianism was my chosen religion, well, that and Jediism, they just made way more sense.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I wrote a poetic prayer to the non-existent flying spaghetti monster sky God that you might like being as how you are Pastafarian.
Spaghetti monster, Spaghetti monster in the sky.
Why o why must them hungry childen die.
Pasta in the sky with meatballs for an eye.
How we wish they had a pizza pie.
Bread sticks with marinara for which to dip.
Who can not be sarcastic but gave a flip.
Condescending dressing over word salad so make.
What the hope from the child to take.
Spaghetti monster spaghetti monster in the sky.
Where is your atheist, near Christian sitting by.
Spaghetti monster spaghetti monster in the sky
When will your atheist see, if they would get off their ass, quit complaining about God people for not doing anything and do something themselves, no child would have to die.
Word
Level 8
Apr 19, 2020
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Pastafarianism isn't real, just like the other religions that can't be proven, it doesn't make it less entertaining though 
I will add, i'm not anti-religion, just merely seeking a different path
Word:
@Dyslogix I don't see how helping widows and orphans has to be proven, but glad to hear you are not anti-helping widows and orphans. There is plenty of things to do in life and it does mean every person must do everything. People can be on different paths where that some build the roads, some build the buildings and then there are those that do the religious stuff of helping widows and orphans.
I still like biblical defination of religion it makes more sense to me to help widows and orphans in need while avoiding worldly corruption rather than to give sarcasm worship to the non-existent flying spaghetti monster sky God making fun of people that help widows and orphans in need.
Religion... pure and faultless is this: to help widows and orphans in need and avoiding worldly corruption. James 1:27
Word
Level 8
Apr 19, 2020
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I was once a believer of fable, an explorer of stories, and a listener of lies. These days i prefer to be a thinker of myself, and a follower of my own heart I've trodden some real questionable waters while growing up, but now i live the live and let live life
Hello and welcome, enjoy the site. And do check out the groups, i think that you will find things that a Pastafarian will enjoy.
Fernapple
Level 9
Apr 18, 2020
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Thank you I will do, i just felt the need to post a little randomness, testing the waters and such, i've met some original and interesting personalities so far
"All hail his noodley appendages" 
FearlessFly
Level 9
Apr 18, 2020
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Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen. lol
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