What if you get what you want:: Donald Trump switches sides

'I'm fed up with the constant battering from the media, ridicule in popular entertainment, and criticism by people who know nothing about what I'm talking about.

Open any newspaper and it is right there, usually in the headlines about how stupid I am.

So it's time to take up Hillary's policies and bask in the radiance of a fawning media.

Here are my new priorities:

1. Sign the TPP. We need to be able to import manufactured products into the US more cheaply. This will bring bigger profits to the importers and retailers, though products on the shelves won't come down much.

Of course money will stream out of the country even faster but that's a problem still a couple of years down the road.

There aren't enough people left in manufacturing to make a big difference in elections anyway. All I need to do is win the votes of the liberals, insurance salesmen, weapons makers (California), teachers, advertising industry and Wall St, and I'm made. The country will go bust but they don't care about that.