Red Alert! Exorcism is being cheapened by rank amateurs! What are superstitious people to do? As usual, the answer is self-serving protectionism.
[patheos.com]
You surely don't want clumsy exorcists screwing up, letting the huxterism shine through in the light of public scrutiny. Your gullible followers may start to catch on to your tricks of the trade magic techniques. Then where would that leave us?
I sympathize, I trained for 60+ years to be a "professional" Pixie whisperer.
Now so called "Pixie murmurers" are flooding the market convincing innocent victims of faked pixie harassment that they are in need of their "services" for which they are charging as little as $450
Meanwhile we genuine professional Pixie whisperers are being discredited, by these hacks who do not even know the difference between a friendly yellow Pixie and the nasty green ones.
We need regulation from the government to protect the industry and our phoney baloney jobs before we are over run by the evil little buggers.