He can't come back if he wasn't here.

When it was revealed that Jesus was also God, how awkward for the Virgin Mary when they asked her about Jesus coming again? Considering he was there for the conception, too.

Ain’t coming back. Romans did a good job.

My brother's name is Jesus. He never left, so he cannot come back. God bless these imbeciles.

If, indeed, he was ever here in the first place...

It would be interesting to see how many times over the last 2 millennia people thought this was imminent. I'll bet it will be in the thousands. There's a sucker born every micro-second and they just keep coming. Fear and greed know no bounds.

Jesus said in that little holy bok that he would return shortly. He'd return in the lifetime of some of the people who head him speak.
Obviously this never happemed. Believers have been making excuses ever since, twisting the clear meaning around of what was said. Of course, they're very good at 'reinterpreting' inconvenient passages.

If he did come back, he would be very pissed..

When their Hell freezes over!!!

Yes, god(s) always keep what humans think these imaginary things say and state!!!

Faith is like shit always there, hence held at arms length because down deep they know it is all shit and it sure can stink!!!

Throughout Latin America Jesus has been arriving for the last five hundred years!!!

Oh me bad, not the right one!!!