Do women pass gas?
clutch the pearls!
Of course not! No decent, respectful, spectacularly glamorous lady would ever EVER let the stinky pass unless in absolute isolation! How dare you even query???
Hell no !
We quietly allow tiny puffs of sweetly perfumed fragrance to escape from our beautifully rounded bottoms using delicate and subtle skill.
Just the very thought of it all causes me to swoon gracefully ...
Evergreen, you should change your name to EVERPLEASANT!
@dannydreamer ...or Ms poetic exaggerated BS ! Ha
@evergreen You have an excellent point.
I certainly do, especially in the morning
@marcie1974 that's what I heard!
No. It is all fairy dust and rainbows all the time! wheee XD
I cannot take this as a serious question from a mentally health grown ass adult.
I have had a woman fart right in my face.
TMI.
I would find that mean and offensive on her part. I must say, David, after seeing so many of your comments, you do seem to have been treated rather badly by a fair number of women. I don't know if that has made you bitter towards women or not-you don't seem to express such an attitude-but I wouldn't blame you if you were. You seem to have had a worse time of it than me and I am always sorry to hear about them happening to you.
The last woman I dated told me about a time her cat farted right in her face. She said she was justifiably mad at the cat even if the cat couldn't help it.
@TomMcGiverin You may have misinterpreted my post. We were doing a 69. She was on top. I don't blame her for being unusually relaxed. I saw that little butt hole wink at me. I claim to be one of the few people who has seen a fart.
@BitFlipper Guess I did misinterpret, but then I didn't have those details. Like LL said, the rest is TMI.
. . . joke
a) women can't keep a secret
b) women don't ever SAY they farted
c) soooo . . . If you ever wan't to tell a woman a secret, whisper it up-her-ass
I certainly don't and I truly wish the ladies below would stop passing false rumors about the much fairer sex!
We fart like troopers and swear like navvies....of course! What sort of a question is that anyway?...to paraphrase John McEnroe...“you cannot be serious!”
Have I started a movement?
And the pun was subconscious! Must have been tired or distracted. Its now noonish.
Noooooo! We don't!
Maybe Frankie should be the one to answer that!!!