Right on..... One time I went to the door naked, swung the door fully open. Said "come on in". Nrbet seen a JW since....

Right on.....

Payable in advance. Receipt upon request.

Don't forget taxes!

Funny how jehovah’s witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween, I guess they just don’t appreciate random people coming up to their door.

These should be printed up, laminated, and given out to all members of this site.

I like this sign. What I have instead is "beware of the dog" signs I got from a friend. One of my neighbors once started to question me on whether I had a dog or not. I guess he had never seen the dog. Neither have I, but is he wanting to buy a dog? I hope he's not going to my walls and beating on them while I am gone just to get a dog to bark. WTF?

I actually have this posted above my doorbell. It seems mormon missionaries can read but jehovah's witnesses cannot or they don't give a shit. The last time the jw's rang the doorbell without reading I asked for the $50 before they even spoke. Best $10 I've spent. This should be on every non-believer's home.

Yeppers. Where I live that could turn into a lucrative business venture.

I need that!

I'll waive the fee for the Schwann's driver.

I want it!

I like it a lot lol

Hey, not bad! It drives home the principle that if a person does something bad to you, there should be restitution.

Why did I automatically think of Tommy knockers from the Steven King story when you brought up this.
mythical creature in Welsh, Cornish and Devon folklore. They are the equivalent of Irish leprechauns and English and Scottish brownies. About two feet tall and grizzled, but not misshapen, they live beneath the ground.
Is that what I have in my mind of a mormon or Jehovah witness missionary. Or anyone else who peddles their brand of religion to me.

Good job!

I will make an exception for girlscout cookies though.