Dad who is me, can I asked me a question?
Yes my son, who is also me
Why am I/you sacrificing me/you to us?
So I/you can forgive all of the people for the sin of Eve
But Dad who is also me surely that does not make any sense
Watch it boy
I mean for a start Eve didn't exist, I know that so you know it too
I'm warning you
And people cannot be held responsible for what other members of their family did.
Can they not, we'll see about that me
And anyway even if they could, couldn't I/me/you/us just forgive them anyway?
HEY JUDAS HE'S OVER HERE, GET BUSY AND CRUCIFY THE LITTLE BASTARD!
That is awesome dialog! The logic of Christianity fully filleted, skewered and roasted.