if you take the reply from the editor in "miracle on 42nd street" and replace "santa claus" with "god" its really amazing how it makes sense.....

Heaven is a yellow bricked virgin. With a really hot brother with a six pack. Or something...

No, really - who ever said that these virgins were female? Lol...

Nor can they explain where "God" came from. Who created "God." (Human minds of course). But that was the question that I could never get answered as a child.... Just somehow "god" existed and somehow created everything.

I hear it’s anythng and everything anyone could want.

Aww man. Heaven is this earth we live on. I don't believe i want to be anywhere else. I love this place. All those dumb asses want to go to mars. Why now? Its going to be around for awhile and liquid fuel ain't the way to get there. People don't stop and smell the roses. This is it. Heaven is a place made up for the oppressed and the sick and needy. It was probably really bad back then. They needed a way and a place And hope.