The Porn industry is freaking out about an Amy Coney Barrett nomination.
As a hobbyist, the death of online porn will affect me deeply.
Gone will be the pleasant nights I search (usually in vain) for socially redeemable content with a plausible storyline.
Gone (deprived of an actual human being) I spill my onanistic seed without proceational intent, without video aid, with it's therapeutic affect.
Gone the erotic prospect of corrupting our impressionable youth!
Penthouse magazine, on the other hand, will celebrate. It was the gold standard to me, and I will re-embrace it.
You actually made me google onanistic- never heard that one before. I've had a sheltered life...
Just look at that face! It's pure evil! I'm not kidding.
The more you know about this woman the worse she sounds for this job.
Yahoo adds nothing, the actual source :
Don’t take my Hustler! It’s the only one still printing!