What question has eight words and answers itself?
Add a comma before and quotes around the word "itself."
What answer has eight word and questions itself?
What is your name, Martin Luther King, Jr.?
Does the Pope shit in the woods? Wait, that's only 7. How about: Does His Holiness shit in the woods? No, that's no good either...
How about this : Does His Holiness, the Pope, shit his pants?
Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh, Condor5.