I have this storyline in my head where the rapture is falsely predicted so many times, and so often, that, one by one, people stop paying attention or believing.

On that day, when the last person stops caring, as some cosmic joke, that is when the rapture happens.

Only no one notices because nothing happens because no one believes. Heh.

What, the world is coming to an end again? It happens so often that it should have its own annual "No, this is really it" celebration.

No, the Rapture Isn't Coming on April 23 Because of Nibiru (Which Doesn't Exist)...
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