Comparison of Religious Theory in the late 20th century Source unknown
Capitalism – He who dies with the most toys, wins.
Hari Krishna – He who plays with the most toys, wins.
Judaism – He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
Catholicism – He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Anglican – They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox – No, they were OURS first.
Branch Davidians – He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
Atheism – There is no toy maker.
Polytheism – There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism – The toys are made themselves.
Church of Christ, Scientist – We are the toys.
Communism – Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to hell if we catch you selling yours.
B Hai – All toys are just fine with us.
Amish – Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Taoism – The doll is as important as the dump truck.
Mormonism – Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
Voodoo – Let me borrow that doll for a second.
Hedonism – Screw the rule book! Let’s play!
7th Day Adventist – He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
Church of Christ – He whose toys make music, loses.
Baptist – Once played, always played.
Jehovah’s Witnesses – He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
Pentecostalism – He whose toys can talk, wins.
Existentialism – Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism – Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism – We don’t care where the toys came from, let’s just play with them.
Agnosticism – It is not possible to know whether toys make a damn bit of difference.
The many faces of religion without the dynamics of the harm they do......but then that would'nt be funny
Well played Mcflewster, thoroughly amusing.
Pastafarianism - Get that colander off your head it's not a toy it's a religious icon.
Pantheism - Toys, all toys.
Christianity - Christ in a cup, christ in a cup, christ in a cup.
Voodooism - Dolls and needlepoint.
Islamism - Push the imaginary toy on the magic carpet with your nose game.
Astragalomancy - Knucklebones divination game.
Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence - Batteries not included.
Some one with to much time on their hands lol
@RoyMillar thought so too lol
Just to make it clear I am not the author except for the one in my comment. The real author had a very good overview and wit.
@Mcflewster Yes I agree with you there,lot of thought went into it
What's a TOY?!
Whatever you want to play with. In this case it is Alice in Wonderland beliefs
Left out Islam!
Islam whose toys are copies of the most lethal available to use on woman and animals under their domination!!!1
You’re been toying with this concept far too much.
Good but there are no outright negative statements in the lists at the start of the post
@Mcflewster Generalizations are intrinsically insulting in every case.
@Willow_Wisp What group was it under?
@Mcflewster This post.
@Willow_Wisp It was filed under Silly, random and Fun
Can I add my suggestion for Humanism " Humanism : The toys reproduce each other and do so a lot including playing with each other. They cannot be reprogrammed.