I remember in a debate in college an obnoxious theist demanded that Schrödinger's cat was atheist occultism, either the cat is alive or the cat is dead!
Well which is it?
Is it alive or dead?
ME: Yes it is.
That was my second public laugh.
The first was in high school in current affairs class, when I announced that Astronomers had discovered rings around Uranus. The teacher quieted everyone down and said he’d allow it because he had seen the news item. Then he asked me what I learned so I explained that when a moon gets within its planets Roche limit it would turn the moon into a smoke ring. Everyone fell out because Roche sounds like roach, the butt of a joint.
The funniest part was to me a roach was a bug and I was Sheldon Cooper annoyed so I was very serious and offended. I was watching that scene from 2001 where the monkey men found the obelisk. I have come a long way since then.