Looking for my partner in crime
Like me, you live in a bad area for finding many fellow members from here living nearby. You may well have to settle for dating someone LD from here, but you look attractive enough that you will probably get some interest from men who live far away.
What type of crime are you involved in?
Will there be an accessory before the fact?
Will I be Courtney Act?
Will it be my film debut?
Will Dostoevsky be my attorney?
Will misprision of felony be any comfort?