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I thank God for Him making me an atheist!

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anglophone 9 Apr 28
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Now, that was one hell of good decision!

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Level 8

Jesus took the wheel, or was it a couple wheels?

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Level 8

"for HIM?" Some of our atheists will argue that our non-existent god might be female. But since it's imaginary anyway, I guess we get to choose whatever gender of god we don't believe it.

Personally, if we're going to have a deity not to believe in, I'd like to go for Ishtar (Sumerian/Assyrian goddess of war, fertility, sex and sudden death - you've got to give the non-existent girl some credit there, that's one HELL of a combination!) Basically she's the same figment of the imagination as Inanna and Asarte in other ancient multi-theistic religions.

I rather like Ishtar. Not only to I picture her as seriously cute (goddess of sex, after all), but in her temples there were young ladies who 'offered her blessing' to those who made good, financial donations - so basically she ran a 'Divine Brothel'.

@ToakReon Having been completely completely corrupted by brothels in multiple foreign countries while in the service of my country, I would put Ishtar and her maidens of pleasure high on my list. Besides that, I discovered that I really LIKE paying for good sex...and enjoying the services of an experienced and enthusiastic professional.
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Level 8

Exactly.

If you believe in god, and that he has a plan, then it must have been him who made me an atheist - and therefore, by trying to change me into a believer, you are DEFYING GOD'S WILL, you heathens!

I am so going to steal that one! Thanks for sharing it. 🙂

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Level 7

Thank you, thank you very much.

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Level 8

Your welcome, but not saying I am the god that made you. Thank your parents and illogical can be entertainment.

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Level 1

Thank God!!

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Level 8

You are very welcome! Now behave yourself!!!

I am behaving myself, badly! 😉

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Level 8

Oh ok, I thought you just got dropped on your head when you were a child. 🤔😉😆

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