“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God's holy Word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.” They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision
A priest and a rabbi and an atheist get stoned
If all religious leaders were like these two, there wouldn't be any harm in religion.