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CHRISTIAN PORNOGRAPHY

I was wondering what this might be.

  • Adam & Eve -- What's That Thing?
  • The 23rd Position
  • Moses Parts the Redhead's Legs
  • The Orgy on the Mount
  • Daniel in the Whore's Den
  • Noah's Ark of Hedonism
  • David and Goliath...and some toys
  • Jonah and the Whale -- A Tale of Bestiality
  • The ResERECTION of Lazarus
  • Jesus Feeds 5000...with His Dick!

and finally...

  • The Last Supper of Edible Panties

Any other ideas?

#Christian #Jesus
Sgt_Spanky 8 May 20
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Jesus's first and second cumming.

That's so good I wish I'd thought of it.
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"The Magical Production of Loaves and Fishes"
"Walking on (Golden) Water"
"Last Supper" (69)
"For 30 Pieces of Silver"
"Judas's Hanging" (bondage)

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Does that make someone a Porn Again Christian?

You can't go wrong with a good pun. 👍
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I was wondering what Jesus' views on the psychology of sex would be. Tales about his marriage are uncertain. Is your post foreplay?

Since it's all made up, anyway, I feel free to make up whatever I like about Jesus and biblical porn in general.

@Sgt_Spanky You are right to feel free , but is your imagination getting us towards ANY understanding?
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