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Too many damn holidays!

Today April 17 2018 is…

Bat Appreciation Day
International Haiku Poetry Day
Nothing Like a Dame Day
National Cheeseball Day
Income Tax Pay Day
Blah, Blah, Blah Day
Ellis Island Family History Day
International Ford Mustang Day
Malbec World Day
National Kickball Day
World Hemophilia Day

It is also….
Week of the Young Child™
Observed for 5 days starting on April 16th

Animal Cruelty/Human Violence Awareness Week
Observed for 7 days starting the third Sunday of April

Alcohol Awareness Month
Observed the month of April

Celebrate Diversity Month
Observed the month of April

Children and Nature Awareness Month
Observed the month of April

Dog Appreciation Month
Observed the month of April

International Amateur Radio Month
Observed the month of April

International Guitar Month
Observed the month of April

Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
Observed the month of April

Jazz Appreciation Month
Observed the month of April

Keep America Beautiful Month
Observed the month of April

Mathematics and Statistics Awareness Month
Observed the month of April

Mathematics Education Month
Observed the month of April

National Anxiety Month
Observed the month of April

National Autism Awareness Month
Observed the month of April

National Cancer Control Month
Observed the month of April

National Car Care Month
Observed the month of April

National Child Abuse Prevention Month
Observed the month of April

National Donate Life Month
Observed the month of April

National Facial Protection Month
Observed the month of April

National Fresh Celery Month
Observed the month of April

National Frog Month
Observed the month of April

National Garden Month®
Observed the month of April

National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Month
Observed the month of April

National Humor Month
Observed the month of April

National Kite Month
Observed the month of April

National Minority Health Month
Observed the month of April

National Pecan Month
Observed the month of April

National Poetry Month
Observed the month of April

National Sarcoidosis Awareness Month
Observed the month of April

National Sports Eye Safety Month
Observed the month of April

National Welding Month
Observed the month of April

National Woodworking Month®
Observed the month of April

National Youth Sports Safety Month
Observed the month of April

Occupational Therapy Month
Observed the month of April

Pet First Aid Awareness Month
Observed the month of April

Prevent Lyme Disease in Dogs Month
Observed the month of April

Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Month
Observed the month of April

Records and Information Management Month
Observed the month of April

Rosacea Awareness Month
Observed the month of April

Sexual Assault Awareness Month
Observed the month of April

STD Awareness Month
Observed the month of April

Stress Awareness Month
Observed the month of April

Women's Eye Health and Safety Month
Observed the month of April