Reasons why I need or want an intimate partner:
To rub sunscreen on my back.
To remove ticks from places which are inaccessible to me.
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OMGfreeyourself
Level 4
June 25, 2021
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@Gwendolyn2018
yeah right
I'd rather just stay out of the sun and woods! I had an intimate partner for 10 years and don't remember him ever putting sunscreen on me or removing so much as a sliver from my skin. He was pretty much good for one thing only.
I can put my own sunscreen on, though it does take some interesting stretches to do so! I find it easier just to wear some loose clothing and keep to the shade.
Julie808
Level 8
June 24, 2021
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@Gwendolyn2018 Oh yeah! Great idea to use a long shower brush covered with fabric to reach all parts of my back with sunscreen. I'll remember that tip should I ever need to put sunscreen where I can't reach. I just find it easier to cover up when I've had enough sun - lazy that way I guess.
I have no idea what my butt looks like. You're welcome.
PondartIncbendog
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June 24, 2021
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