If you are eating that many babies, you should make sure they are cooked correctly all the way through..
Moslem babies can be dry, (I think its because of all the deserts in Arabia where it started.) they should be roasted therefore, under a thick layer of bacon rashers to keep them moist.
Jewish babies are extra dry, and need coating in pork lard, and then slow cooked in a bath of milk and shellfish.
Christian babies, are best served with a bread and red wine sauce.
Hindu babies are best roasted in beef dripping.
Buddhist babies are bland and they tend to dissolve to nothing when cooked.
But atheist babies should never be attempted, they are just too tough and strong.
Sour patch kids dusted with li hing mui powder is as close as I get to eating babies, but I agree atheist babies, just like the wild Kauai chickens, are just too tough to attempt to eat!
Babies 2x per day, I don't have that many recipes for baby. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. Even Xtians couldn't say no to that.
Po tay toes!
I showed my class that bit of the film when they asked why I say potatoes so weirdly now they are all doing it.
I thought we ate babies 3 times a day? What is this, an atheist diet?
Hilarious, David. You really cracked me up!
This is the lo cal plan.
I don't know if this is something that some religious folks believe or it's only to take the piss but it sure is very funny. Personally, I'm outta babies so I have to go to Tesco to get some for breakfast... I still don't know how will I manage to Skype Satan as I believe even less in his existence than in God's but that's fine, I'll manage!!! Today I'm off so I won't be able to hiss while walking to my desk... Damn!!!
That's just Monday. The weekend rocks.
I am glad they have spent time with me and know what it is I do. I did give up eating children as I am getting old and can no longer catch them.
What if you are a vegetarian atheist? :/
Doesn't say baby what... Could be baby carrots, baby corn, baby bok choy, all in a stir fry. Yum!
Funny, my daughter and I were walking along a trail yesterday and I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said "Time to eat kids." We both walked past him and took a closer look and saw a comma between eat and kids. LOL
punctuation is critical!
The references to Satan and the Dark Lord are hilarious as if their versions of their evil deity are anything an atheist would accept much less pray to. Stuck within their own fantasy paradigm, they can't actually believe someone else wouldn't.
Also, I'm curious how others keep blood from coagulating in your shower pipes. It keeps clogging up my shower head and makes my morning blood shower difficult.
Doesn't fit me. I enjoy sleeping late and am too lazy to do all that stuff...
But you can sleep until 8:80.
@Apunzelle Whatever time that means, you smartass!...
LOL, that's sweet. The bit that I love is that clearly they don't want to delve into the music thing and they grab whatever they think they've heard in the news is 'satanic'....Ozzy? OK. Rammstein? Ha!
If they really really wanted to go authentic, they'd go Cradle of Filth or Emperor or Morbid Angel. But then, they would be betraying the fact that they have knowledge of such things. Heretical things, the Things That Should Not Be... oops! I think I said cthulhu much....
Hail Satin! Hail Satin!
I'm down with the whole hissing and spitting thing, though. Interspersed with cat naps.
LOL... I crack me up.
8:80 only happens in the a.m. so most atheists miss it.
I don't miss it a bit.
how do they do it, eating only two babies a day?
They prefer big babies. The cooking takes longer, though.