I've had a miserable day. Started out at 4 AM with a severe pain in my stomach and a need to vomit profusely and seemingly involving my entire digestive track: 2 exits, no waiting.
I continued praying to the Porcelain God for over 3 hours and with my blood sugar dropping I tried to eat something but couldn't keep anything down. Fluids were exiting at both ends and I was getting dehydrated. Finally it seemed to subside a bit after 7. Then I collapsed and fell asleep next to my bed in my recliner
In analysis, antacids only made it worse. I didn't consume any alcohol so it must have been food poisoning. I didn't detect any of the roasted pork loin I had for supper last night, but I saw a lot of the Braunschweiger I had for late-night snack with creme-cheese and crackers. Only thing I've had all day today is a single serve fruit cup. I'm still too weak to want anything else right now. Wheeeee
I think I'm gonna go to bed and try to sleep this shit off.
PLEASE DON'T PRAY FOR ME. Lol