God is such a rock hound. can he make a rock so big, that he can't pick up?
3rd rock from the sun, baby! That’s where the party has always been at!
In a multiverse, would we still be the favorite universe?
oh! i missed that! good point though!
But, of course! How could it be otherwise? When your view of the universe is totally myopic, your little square inch of ground can easily seem to be all that there is. Even before Hubble recognized that the universe extended WAY beyond our galaxy, this little bit of real estate had no special claim on the Sky Fairy's attention.
Is that the “God” who taught Noah how to build the ark?
Thou should have gone with Thou's first idea; drown every single one of us.
@creative51 You think God created IKEA, too?
Classic Cosby
‘NOAH! ‘
“Yes lord”
“HOW LONG CAN YOU TREAD WATER”
@creative51 IKEA employees think so.
If you think about what we've done to our planet... maybe it's his least favorite.
Damn good comment.
Nice! And let’s not forget God loved us so much that he sent his only son to this insignificant speck of dust as a sacrifice for our sins.
such a big universe, I am surprised that god could find us.
@Gwendolyn2018. Yeah, that's what they say, but he couldn't find Adam or eve in the garden. lol
God is a horrible property manager for a guy in the sky that loves us. "He" is a slum landlord at best. If this is "God's favorite planet," his least "favorite planet" must be a total sewer. Oh wait, planet earth is a sewer.
God watches us and punishes our every sin but somehow he’s not watching those kids in Africa and providing a healthy meal for them. I guess sin record keeping is more important than life saving
Only because humans make it stink.
It does seem a bit excessive to create the whole universe just for the benefit of a few hairless apes but as we know god does work in mysterious ways.
i always wondered what the heck he was doing for the 15 billion years before he created us in his "perfect image". God takes no accountability so we have to draw our own conclusions of course. i say the father is incompetent.
If humans are God's favourite animal, then He must be a pretty desperate thing.
totally agreed.
The arrogance of humans...