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Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke.

Redcupcoffee 7 Apr 20
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Level 7

Can you tell yo mama to pick up her undies the paint is peeling off the walls ..

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Level 8
  • Yo mama's so kind, she never makes anyone feel bad about themselves.
  • Yo mama's so generous, she puts in extra hours at the soup kitchen.
  • Yo mama's so conscientious, she routinely earns employee of the month.
  • Yo mama's so smart, she solved a problem I couldn't figure out for weeks.

Am I doing this right?

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Level 8

Yo mama's so ugly when she went to a haunted house they gave her an application

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Level 6

Your mamas like a bowling ball
She gets picked up
Fingered
Thrown in the gutter
And comes back for more

SalC Level 6 Apr 20, 2018
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Level 5

You Mama's so fat that she goes to work in high heels, and comes home in flats.

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Level 7

Christian mama: Yo momma's so fat, she was baptized at SeaWorld.

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Level 8

Your mamas so ugly the boogie man checks under his bed for her.

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Level 7

Yo Mama is so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her

Yo mamas so fat when God said "let there be light" he asked her to move
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Level 8

Your mamas so dumb she studied for an eye test!

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Level 7

Yo mama so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her. Lol

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Level 9

Yo mama's cooking is so bad that the OPWC reported her to the UN, and the Syrians hired her.

OPWC = Organisation for the Prevention of Chemical Weapons
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Level 7

Yo mama such a Ho if she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.

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Level 7

You kiss yo mamas dick with that mouth ?

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Level 6

Yo momma so fat that she started walking at three months old because no one would pick her up.

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Level 9

Yo Mamas so fat when she sits on your face you can't hear the stereo!

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Level 8

Your mommas so stupid it took her two hours to watch 69 minutes!

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Level 6

Yo mamma is so smart that Neil DeGrasse Tyson texts her questions about time and space.

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Level 3

Yo mama so poor, when I walked into her house, a rat tripped me and a cockroach stole my wallet.

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Level 6

Yo mama is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie.

JeffB Level 6 Apr 20, 2018
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Level 6

Yo mama SO fat her High School photo was an Ariel photo.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer

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Level 6

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on a talking scale it said, "One at a time, please."

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Level 7

Yo mama so fat we took that bitch to the beach to sell shade

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Level 4

Yo mama's so fat, then when she wears a red dress people think she's the Koolaid Man.

A little kid told me that joke. I know... You can tell huh?

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Level 7

darn! you just wait till my son gets home! i will tell you all the yo mamma jokes! he is a great comedian... lol i have a terrible memory tho, so i mess jokes up so bad, lol

Byrd Level 7 Apr 20, 2018
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Level 7

@pink123 lol. 😉
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Level 7

Yo mama so fat that when she goes jogging she sets off all the car alarms on the street.

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