GOAT TRUTH:
Goats and young trees don't get along. Goats and old trees don't get along. Goats destroy everything in their path. Goats can mow the lawn,, but a small electric lawn mower is a much better solution. Only the best hog wire fence can hold goats, and then you never know when they're going to get out. Just about everyone who ever had goats ends up hating them, they are often given away cheap or free to whoever will take them. We need a eugenics program for goats. They are cute, but that wears off quickly.

Wont anyone else dare tell her the truth about them? Wont anyone else help expose these meddlesome pesks?