That's why some guys love military weapons, in a sense all weapons are penis extenders and butt plugs.
There's no harm in using a princess butt plug, however live munitions is "extreme sex" that can go horribly wrong, like trying to take a stallion, stallions can rupture your insides and kill you but even they don't fucking explode even when they're fucking.
This sort of makes me wish I didn't suffer from hemorrhoids, or maybe not.
The only things I've intentionally had inserted was for medical colonoscopy purposes.
It makes me wonder what I'm missing.

Gee...what are the chances?

I guess he just happened to be naked when it went up his rectum. Hmm!

Something smells fishy to me... ?