My friend was trying to convince me that homeopathic medicine really works. So I asked if she would like a drink? When she said yes I poured myself a vodka then poured a sip of vodka into her glass. Then I swilled the sip around and emptied it into my glass. After that I filled her glass up with water and said " Don`t drink it too fast! " She was not amused.
That was perfect. Was she healed?
She was smashed!!