I have NEVER said "Happy Holidays", I've ALWAYS said "Merry Christmas", but not anymore, I swear from now on it's "Happy Holidays" until I die, just to piss off stupid people like these.
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anglophone
Level 9
Dec 19, 2021
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My first instinct is to tell everyone to leave me the hell alone. After that, if they have any holiday wishes for me, I simply say 'You too'
Holysocks
Level 8
Dec 19, 2021
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That's a good idea...
FFS this bastard tries to take credit for just about anything. I purposely started saying Happy Holidays after he started this bullshit about Xmas.
Redheadedgammy
Level 9
Dec 18, 2021
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I don't wish anyone happy anything. That's on you. 
ChestRockfield
Level 8
Dec 18, 2021
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For me it's a reflex response to just not make waves at the office.
I don't want people coming up to me, "What's wrong?", "Are you ok?" etc..
But I already pissed off the two MAGA people at my office by saying "Happy Holidays" which makes it worthwhile to reprogram my response.
If they're stupid enough to believe the war on Christmas conspiracy then saying "Happy Holidays" will convince them that at night you're attending Antifa meetings with all your BLM friends.
Delicious.
@Willow_Wisp
War on Christmas? Damn. I really am a hermit. Please tell more. Are we about to do a flyover of the manger?
Same here. I don't even think about it. If wishes were horses, we would be knee deep in shit.
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