As promised, due to the popularity of the random alternative words and phrases I like to use for unmentionables, here is a list of
"LITTLE BYRDS DIRTY WORDS"
passion piston, ham wallet, love gun, sperm spewer, the moister oyster, the cave of secrets, roman candle, twig n berries, piddly diddly, baby chute, twat torpedo, seduction spear, rubbing rod, luscious lower love lips, the crevass of creation...ok I know I have more but thats at least a fun start. feel free to share yours!
Whisker Biscuit & Captain Happy
(sounds like a bad 60's cartoon like 'Simon & Mr Peabody'
LOL, I would watch that cartoon.