I thought this would happen! Still waiting.

I think it woudl be interesting if all the religious peopel simply disappeared all of a sudden. Ironically, I think those of us left would make a better paradise than coudl be provided by their erractic, neurotic, dysfunctional, irrational god that they believe in.

Temperature here is a rapturous 20 degrees C. That's shirt sleeve weather in Canadian terms. Just to be clear, I know you have short sleeved shirts in the US. Neat idea, but then you're guaranteed the right to bare arms in your constitution. We're guaranteed the right to maple syrup as long as you don't try to ship it across a provincial border. Maybe the rapture is the solution to our convoluted constitution.

I am an Atheist. But, back when I was a Christian, my church believed in "once saved always saved". So at 6:34 AM this morning, before I had time to brush my teeth, Jesus sucked me up to the Pearly Gates. Hallelujah!!

I had to come back to Earth, though. Jesus showed me my Heavenly Mansion, just like the Bible said he would. But my next door neighbors were Tammy Faye Baker and Jerry Falwell. When I complained, Jesus kicked me out.

I'm not only surviving, I'm rockin' it ! I want to go out in style !

And to think I made lunch reservations for me and Jesus at the Snooty Warthog Bistro. Dude sucks at keeping appointments.

Should I change my underwear, just in case?

Yup, just like all the other times...

I'm intending to take a bike ride up into the mountains today. Should I leave instructions on what to do with my dogs if I disappear from up there? No, wait a minute...I guess I should do that anyway, there's cougars in them thar hills.

Still curse like a sailor.... No lightning or anything to report on this side of the world ?????

I guess I'm one of the ones left behind. When is the Antichrist going to come to claim us?

Doing just fine.

When did that happen? When Trump took office?

I work around a bunch of engineers and scientist. It appear none of us made the cut cause we're all still here.

Still here!

Ohhhhh, the Rapture is on. I just thought it was Monday Hell!!

I guess I'm one of the ones left behind. When is the Antichrist going to come to claim us?

I'm scraping by

Aetheists have no right to enjoy or survive the Rapture.

So far, so good!