So, no rapture today. How surprising. But don't worry everyone, surely there will be another rapture date 
. Get your popcorn ready!
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.The only rapture I want is an active sex life, thank you.
TaraMarshall
Level 7
Apr 23, 2018
5
My hamster burst into flames.
Nickbeee
Level 8
Apr 23, 2018
3
@Philosopearl Yep his eyes went all red and he vomited a rainbow then just combusted !!
@Nickbeee Whoa, dude! That was some dank smoke you had!
No rapture date forthcoming...we are grounded in reality!
Freedompath
Level 9
Apr 23, 2018
3
I pushed gas out of my ass and assumed it was the rapture. Guess it was really just a fart. Oh well. Better luck next time! ?
cvccosplay
Level 6
Apr 23, 2018
6
I had this great imagery. When these people were at a church service I would lay down clothes outside. When they came outside they'd think they missed the rapture. I thought it was hilarious.
Stella-Luna
Level 4
Apr 23, 2018
6
It's in July. I think the 24th?
Sarahroo29
Level 8
Apr 23, 2018
1
They keep adding & changing dates as the old ones fizzle! Always with some lame excuse as to why they were wrong the first time. For some this has been going on for years!
@phxbillcee Lame Xians.
KlayMorMine
Level 4
Apr 23, 2018
8
Hilarious!
What is this Rapture thing? Is it along the same lines as 1999, eve of 2000?
Its rather silly all this religious fear, its nonsense to me 
brianwrym
Level 2
Apr 23, 2018
4
Something about alignment of planets reflected in the bible or some nonsense. Now I actually gotta pay for my shopping spree from this weekend I guess.
@cvccosplay Well thats a pity, never place a bet on religion
I thought the rapture already happened and we're the ones left behind.
The_Antichrist
Level 6
Apr 23, 2018
8
Don't quote me but I believe it is June 24th. Hurray, another rapture party!!
AdorkableMe
Level 7
Apr 23, 2018
5
Shopping spree just in case!
@cvccosplay you might consider waiting until after the Rapture. I have a feeling things are going to be on major discount. LOL
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